We are giving below more than thirty animal related jokes that make laugh you a lot. Who doesn’t like a good joke right? I tend to silly jokes and particularly love puns. Awhile back, I was looking for some jokes to transform into Animal jokes. Things like: How do you keep a Animal from smelling? Answer: You hold its nose! In the process I found a few sites with a number of funny animal jokes. So, I thought I would share some of them!
Most of these jokes are old favorites. They have been passed around so many times, that crediting the original source is next to impossible, but here are the sources that I derived these….
So, let’s read…
Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because it’s horn does not work
Q: What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can’t tuna fish.
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
Q: What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!
Q: What’s the most musical part of a chicken?
A: The drumstick
Q: What color socks do bears wear?
A: They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!
Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side.
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
Q: What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
A: It becomes a sour puss!
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite soda?
A: Croak-a-Cola
Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg-ers!
Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!
Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!
Q: What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
A: Lost.
Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A: USB
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
A: They kept dropping their trunks.
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear!
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!
A horse goes into an Irish Pub and the bartender says, “Hey buddy, why the long face?”
Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?
A: Because he’s always spotted!
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A: A box of quackers
Q: What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A: A panda bear rolling down a hill!
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A: An udder failure.
Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!
Q: Why do elephants never forget?
A: Because nobody ever tells them anything!
