Best Clean Jokes
1. Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” TeachRead More…
1. Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” TeachRead More…
1. Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration. 2. At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joinRead More…
1. Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence. 2. The Pentagon announced that its fight against IRead More…
1. Q: What’s the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? A: Absolutely nothing. 2. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same planRead More…
1. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black maRead More…
1. Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” buttonRead More…
1. An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiRead More…
01- A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it… 02- A friend is someone who knows Read More…