1. Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give …
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1. Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the …
1. An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on …
01- A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when …
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