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Top 18+ Funny Animal Jokes

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We are giving below Top 18+ Funny Animal Jokes that make laugh you a lot. World Laughter Day is that this Sunday, May 3rd, to assist you celebrate here ar 18+ jokes that ar creating the Animalia crack up with a heavy case of the giggles! Got your own joke to tickle our funny bone? Share it in the comments section below……!
laughing horse Top 18+ Animal Jokes
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes
A: You never see a rabbit wears glasses.

Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish!

Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

Q: What kind of cars do cats drive?
A: Catillacs!

Q: What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
A: He gets toad away.

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

I invited a teddy bear to dinner yesterday. I offered him some food but he said no thanks I’m stuffed.

Q: Where do baby apes sleep
A: In apricots

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!

Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!

Q: Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
A: Because he was stuffed!

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
A: A bird who hogs the conversation.

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.

Q: What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals?
A: Autotuna

Q: How many tickles does it take to get a Octopus to laugh?
A: Ten Tickles.

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!

Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!

Q: What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!

Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry

Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz

Q: What’s worse than one alligator coming to dinner?
A: Two alligators coming to dinner

Q: Why can’t an emu fly?
A: It never books a flight

Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!

Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story

Q: What’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
A: A molar bear!

Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg-ers

Q: What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?
A: One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

Q: Why won’t alligators attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their a**holes are too small.

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